This stuff is original. Our artists have formed their own cartoon syndicate and are starting to pump out Grade A Comics, etc. that are not found anywhere but here. (For now, that is. Sure, we’ll sell them. And we’ll even oversee the creation of the figurines that will come in the Happy Meals®.)

"Hans of Heidelberg" from artist D.J. Wilde is a modern day Eurotoon that takes place in Germany, where Hans, a Hairband Hasbeen, is raising his two kids, Torch and Scorch, with his wife, Britte, a corporate attorney.

"Joe Zark" is a current events and political cartoon that tries not to take sides with any political party, featuring the observations of Joe Zark, a farmer from Sparta, Missouri. “Joe is a lovable character, despite his apparent grumpiness and appetite for misinformation. In fact, it is his grumpiness that makes him lovable. Then again, a guy like Joe would get grumpy if you called him lovable,” says "Joe Zark" creator, K.D. King.

Move over Snoopy. Goodbye, Scooby Doo. Garfield, please die a very slow and painful death...9 times. Hang your head in resignation with America’s most lovable pooch, "Existential Dawg," the pet that thinks too much. Drawn by Carlo Giovenetti, "Existential Dawg" is a nameless hound who listens to the Stones. He can eat a hole in a wall and wonder why his owner would have the nerve to be angry at him for it, because after all, "it's all just a blip of happenstance anyway, right - so let's just be cool and we'll all do our thing and everything will be OK- Everyone sit down, keep cool, just relax, get into the groove, we can get it together."