JoinTheTeam
Current
job opportunities at RadioFreeBabylon
We are presently
in need of the following full-time employees.
Pilot/Lead
Guitarist
The
ideal candidate will come from a blues background, have a lot of soul
with funk to boot, and be FAA instrument-rated. Must be able to jump
into any song and play it as if you wrote it. If you are tired of flying
commercially and long for a cushy job as a private pilot and have your
own small jet that you will bring with you, you may be the person we
are looking for. Audition tapes required. No frenetic fretwork technicians
playing endless scales, please. Must have soul. Your playing must run
the gamut from sweet to growling.
You
can hear what you'll be playing on here.
Intern/Sushi
Chef
Must
be proficient in Word, Dreamweaver, Photoshop, Quark, Fireworks, Cool
Edit Pro, Flash, Excel, Final Cut Pro (or similar). The ideal candidate
will possess a thorough knowledge of web development, print media and
graphic design, as well as audio and video production. Must have database
administration experience and knowledge of php, Apache, mysql, and Linux.
A strong command of many foreign languages is desired (particularly those
of sub-Saharan Africa.) Must be able to make sushi with leanings toward
the California School expected. Sushi tools NOT provided! Sushi references
required.
You
will run the shop as we travel the world and if anything goes wrong while
we’re gone, you will be in so much trouble.
Sales
Weasel/Sound Technician
If
you are a smarmy and snake-like sales-hound but have the ability to
hide
that fact and can also run a soundboard for a major auditorium production,
we may want to talk to you. You are the kind of person who makes promises
you can’t keep, lies through your teeth, and fails to show up to
appointments on time because you are so important. You are vain, obnoxious,
mean-spirited, and petty, and yet somehow, people still like you. You
will have a proven track record in sales as well as references from
people
you’ve talked into lying for you.
Your
audio experience MUST be with a major touring act. (Touring Broadway show
or platinum-selling musical act.)
To
apply for any positions, please send your resume to:
RadioFreeBabylon
3859
Wekiva Springs RD Suite 44
Longwood,
FL 32779
WE WILL NOT ACCEPT RESUMES OR APPLICATIONS FROM PEOPLE WHO DO
NOT MEET ALL OF THE QUALIFICATIONS OF THE JOB DESCRIPTIONS.
Ben Franklin thought he qualified. He was so wrong.
The only sushi he could make was a Philadelphia roll.
Radio Free Babylon™ is an equal opportunity employer.
