coming to your town. Someday maybe.
available to appear at your club, bar, retreat, coffee
house, school, homeless shelter, church, mosque,
synagogue, opera house, ladies' auxiliary, gun club,
anti-gun club, theatre, radio show, TV show, or cavernous
stadium, in any country on earth except France. (Kidding!)
If you'll fill out the form below, we'll get back
to you. Grazie.