FrequentlyAskedQuestions
Here
are just a few of the questions we get at RFB.
So what are you, a band or what?
Yes, that is one of the things we are.
What else are you?
Well, for the answer to that question, you should be on the ‘who
we are’ page.
I
don’t get it.
That’s not a question.
This
is really the work of one insane person, isn’t it?
No, two actually.
So
it’s all smoke and mirrors.
Please repeat in the form of a question.
This
is all smoke and mirrors, isn’t
it?
Define smoke and mirrors.
You made all of this up, didn't you?
Yes.
So these aren't really frequently asked questions?
Actually, some of them are.
Does the emphasis go on the word Free or on the word Babylon?
That’s up to you. Perhaps
the best way to say it is sort of like Captain Kirk might, “Radio…FreeBabylon.”
Why
is some of your stuff offensive and not
very polite?
That's your opinion. But there is truth in all humor, no matter
how rude it may seem. Some people howl with laughter while others
fire off nasty emails to tell us how insensitive we are.
Is this thing political or religious?
Politics is fun to observe. So is religion. But
we are independent politically as well as religiously. (And here's
a hint: some faith groups don't mind when you poke a little fun
at them, while others will cut your head off if you do.)
Just
what exactly are you trying to say with this website and all your
other websites?
Take
what you want from it. Take it on the surface or read between
the lines.
What's with the squiggly symbol?
That's the schematic representation for a resistor.
Why?
Because we are resistors.
What are you resisting?
Stuff and junk.
I
still don’t get it!
What you see is what you get.
You're not helping...
Sorry. (Not really.)
So this award you display is not really real, is it?
It looks real to me.
But you made it up and awarded it to yourself, right?
Yes.
So?
So that's smoke and mirrors.
No, it's not. It's called marketing.
Can I borrow some money?
No.
Why not?
Don't have any.
What if it's for a good cause?
Such as?
Lunch.
OK.
