RadioFreeBabylon REALESTATE
Her
Loss is Your Gain
Why
pay rent when you can own?
This
charming bungalow close to buses, hospital, and shopping,
is an ideal starter home or crack den. Previous owner
is on a State-paid vacation for a few years and his
wife needs to sell this place FAST. We will entertain
all offers, including trades.
Virginia
Gentleman
Now’s
your chance to live the Esquire Lifestyle. Enjoy
fine European craftsmanship in a New World setting.
This
magnificent home sits majestically on rolling acres
in the Virginia countryside. The previous owner had
many farmhands and thus extra living quarters were
built in the back. (There’s even a King-sized
bed in the barn!) You’ll love entertaining
in the parlor and the rotunda is a splendid feature
as unique today as it was when it was built in the
1700s. This home has been completely remodeled and
even has velvet ropes at the doorways to some rooms.
Handsome collectible medallion with an image of your
home and its originial owner is in circulation nation
wide.
Fully
Functional Shelter
Everything
you need to keep the rain off your head and the cold
wind out of your bones. It may be just a roof and
four walls, but it beats sleeping in your car! No
air, no heat, just a fireplace and some windows,
one in front and one in back. Fireplace doubles as
a kitchen.
Call
today for your private showing.
Gated
Extravagance and Extras Galore
It’s
time to reach for the brass ring.
This
beautiful community north of Orlando is ideally suited
to families, retirees, singles, and others with a
sense for the finer things in life. The attention
to uniformity is fantastic, with each home distinctly
like the next one. Every lawn is perfect and the
streets are free of dangers. You’ll love calling
this fine gated-community home. The gates are not
that high, though, and in the event of any sort of
catastrophe that might involve the lower classes
looting shops and mansions for finer things, they’ll
be coming for you. You may want to enroll in the
community’s gun safety program, available at
the Clubhouse.
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