Cruise
Industry Hit Hard This Year
Competitors Resort to All Out War

An RFB
photojournalist caught this chilling glimpse of
a Disney Cruise Fighter in the sneak attack on
the Carnival Glory, still under construction
at the Fincantieri Shipyard in Italy.
(MIAMI) “Until
the last cabin steward falls,” vowed Carnival
Cruise Lines President Bob Dickinson, following the
Sunday morning surprise attack by Disney Cruise Forces
on the Carnival Glory, still under construction
at Fincantieri shipyard in Italy. “This is
war and we will not rest until we have scourged the
earth of the terror of Disney,” said Dickinson.
“We are the most popular cruise line in the world, and this shameless act
of cowardice on the part of these Terrorists of Tourism will not go unpunished.
This is a day that will live in Cruise Industry infamy!” said Dickinson
at a press conference here.
Disney
issued a brief statement denying any involvement
in the attack, but a splinter group with ties to
Disney calling themselves the Mouse Marauders claimed
responsibility for the destruction. A communiqué issued
Sunday evening stated in part, “The Mouse has
spoken! The Great Satan Carnival will burn like so
much paper in an attic! Unto Death will we continue
in our struggle to defeat the foes of Disney!”
Disney’s
denial of involvement is being viewed skeptically
by tourism officials in Italy and Miami, particularly
in light of the many eyewitness reports by Fincantieri
citizens who claimed to see a “wave of planes
with a mouse on them” in the skies over their
town at dawn on Sunday.
As the attack came on a weekend, no workers were at the shipyard and injuries
were limited to minor burns to a security guard.
The
attack came as no surprise to cruise industry insiders.
“This
was bound to happen sooner or later. There are way
too many cruise lines out there competing for way
too little business,” said Chub Chandler of
Cruise Watch.
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