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May 26, 2005
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Radio Free Babylon™ Collecting Rejection Letters
Publishers
and Record Labels say "No Thanks."
(FLORIDA,
USA.) Radio Free Babylon™'s Music
Division and Publishing
Division have in recent weeks attempted without
success to market their music and books. The rejection
letters are piling up.
"We thought we'd go the conventional route and
attempt to sell our music to a record label and our
book to a publishing house, or at least a literary
agent," said
Kimberly Wilson of RFB, "But we're finding that
people just aren't biting."
Music industry insiders suggest that the reason the
music isn't making waves is that, "it sucks."
"That's a lie," said Dave Wilkie, frontman for the
band known as Radio Free Babylon™, "This is the best
music ever written. If you don't like it, that just
means you're stupid."
"Listen to the vocals," says Pete Jones,
a music scout in Boston. "They are so bad it's laughable.
Just because a guy
can play 4 chords and write some sappy poetry doesn't
make him an artist."
"Pete Jones is a stupid guy," says Wilkie.
Literary agents who have been contacted about Radio Free Babylon™'s book, Geometry, have either pretended it doesn't exist
or have sent polite requests never to be contacted
again.
"Idiots," says Wilkie, who also authored
the book, "This is the best book ever written. If you
don't like it, that just means you're stupid."
Publishing veteran and literary agent Carla Washington
of Seattle disagrees.
"If you can get through one paragraph...congratulations.
This is the most insipid, boring, poorly written manuscript
I've seen in a long, long time," said Washington, "I
like to keep it around for laughs, and to show the
students I teach at the community college how NOT to
write a book."
"Carla Washington is a stupid woman," says
Wilkie.
Kimberly Wilson is holding out hope.
"We believe in whatever it is we think we're doing
here at RFB, and we're going to stick it out, come
hell
or high
water," said Wilson, "And if the big record
companies and the big publishing houses don't want
to get on
board with whatever it is we think we're doing here,
then we'll just go it alone."
For more information, contact: news@radiofreebabylon.com
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