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August 4, 2004
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

RFB Unveils CanalCam™

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(FLORIDA, USA.) Radio Free Babylon™, the multimedia corporation with home offices in Florida, has announced that they've set up the useless yet obligatory webcam on their site so that visitors to www.radiofreebabylon.com can be amused by nice weather and static shots of stagnant water.

“This is the future of the Internet!” said a company spokesperson, five years too late.

RFB continues to add and subtract stuff from their website, based on poor research and "whatever some malcontent might complain about," said the spokesperson. "We even have a 'search the site' thing buried way deep within the site somewhere, and we may bring it forward sometime soon."

The company continues to branch off into areas they are unfamiliar with such as foreign policy, religion, music, publishing and news.

"People say it's good to excel at one thing," said the spokesperson, "but we like to be mediocre at lots of things, like this new webcam for instance. I'll bet we NEVER clean the lens and totally neglect it after a couple of days."

The webcam shows the view from the back of the RFB offices in Florida, where a canal runs behind the building. Strange prehistoric birds and monstrous reptiles can be seen on occasion, when it isn't raining. On Saturdays, you might find the caretakers maintaining the lawn. Then again, you probably won't.

See CanalCam™

For more information, contact: news@radiofreebabylon.com

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