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April 4, 2004
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

RFB Site Back Online

(FLORIDA, USA.) Radio Free Babylon™, the multimedia corporation with home offices in Florida, has announced that their long awaited website is up and running at www.radiofreebabylon.com.

“Man, finally!” said a company spokesperson.

RFB’s original site, a crude and lame Front Page creation, was hated from the moment it went up. Described as “very, very 90s” by industry insiders, the site was pulled in November.

“We don’t want to blame Microsoft for their stupid program, and it wasn’t that inferior and worthless software that made our site so ugly before. We just took that bundled piece of garbage and threw something together with it and then got carried away with how crazy we could make our rollovers and buttons,” said the spokesperson, "but we know it was not the fault of the weak and lame Front Page software."

The new look is described as simple and clean, features made possible by RFB’s recent acquisition of some very powerful and expensive software. Radio Free Babylon™ says they stole the whole look of the design from the makers of that little people-mover-scooter-thing, you know, Segway. Check 'em out at www.segway.com. Buy one, Tell 'em RFB sent you.

Design isn't the only thing RFB has been "borrowing." The new software that provided the new look is from a questionable source.

“We got that software from a friend of a guy who one of our employees did some work with. We’re pretty sure it’s OK to use, but just in case we aren’t totally compliant with the manufacturer, we are definitely not registering it online with them,” said the spokesperson.

In addition to the new look, Radio Free Babylon™’s content has changed considerably. Whereas earlier incarnations of radiofreebabylon.com were considered by some to border on militant and offensive, the new site strives for a “less militant, less offensive feel. Kinder, gentler, thousand points of light and all that.”

“We’re doing that humor thing,” said the spokesperson, “and of course there is truth in all humor. It’s tongue in cheek, not in your face. I don’t mean that it used to be tongue in your face, don’t get me wrong, but the site has definitely become more of a friendly and fun place on the web. I would describe it as patriotic satire.”

Featuring news, commentary, and “enough fun to crash our server weekly” www.radiofreebabylon.com is now open for business and seeking visitors.

For more information, contact: news@radiofreebabylon.com

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